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Excerpt: “MST3K: The Role-Playing Game” player’s guide

Chaper 2: Character creation

Your movie’s focus is: (pick one)

  • A giant monster
  • A group of no-good teens up to no good
  • Dimwits being screwed with by the supernatural
  • Aliens coming to Earth
  • A secret agent
  • Nudity-free pornography
  • A mighty warrior from the olden days
  • Radar
  • A mad scientist with a crazy invention
  • A disembodied head
  • A mad scientist doing something crazy with disembodied heads or brains
  • Santa Claus
  • A spaceship that travels to a strange planet inhabited by, essentially, humans
  • Joe Don Baker

Your movie is bad beacuse: (roll a d8)

  • ambition exceeded talent
  • no ambition
  • no talent
  • long stretches where nothing happens
  • short-lived TV series awkwardly edited into a made-for-TV movie
  • assembled entirely from unconnected shots of people walking around
  • just didn’t care
  • Joe Don Baker

Weirdly, it features: (roll a d10)

  • Hugh Beaumont
  • Ron Howard
  • Peter Graves
  • James Earl Jones
  • Martin Sheen’s brother
  • Ricardo Montalbán
  • Lee Van Cleef
  • Alan Hale Jr.
  • Tia Carrere
  • Joe Don Baker

What’s my number, though

ktook:

90sjams:

Veruca Salt - Seether

Golden oldie of my childhood! OWW!

The Seether’s Louise.

fantagraphics:

bumbershootfestival:

Fantagraphics Follies Live from Bumbershoot 8/31/13

(Hear this and other Words & Ideas recordings via the Bumbershoot Podcast)

Hey that’s us!

Can You Imagine? brings the rock & roll to Fantagraphics.

sarahsprague:

"Driving a Mercedes 550 isn’t ostentatious enough. Let’s gold plate this bitch."

Look, I’m sorry you don’t like my car

sarahsprague:

"Driving a Mercedes 550 isn’t ostentatious enough. Let’s gold plate this bitch."

Look, I’m sorry you don’t like my car

fantagraphics:

study-group:

NANCY 

Ernie Bushmiller imagines a perfect world

fantagraphics:

study-group:

NANCY 

Ernie Bushmiller imagines a perfect world

hellofromtumblr:

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mememolly:

Pizza tamagotchi is a thing. RARE Pizza La Japanese Tamagotchi 2008 Mint | eBay

Pizza and Tamagotchi go together like peanut butter and a Commodore VIC-20.

mememolly:

Pizza tamagotchi is a thing. RARE Pizza La Japanese Tamagotchi 2008 Mint | eBay

Pizza and Tamagotchi go together like peanut butter and a Commodore VIC-20.

Naoko’s blog is the best. Also, now I know that Croatian street cars look an awful lot like the ones in Seattle.

rstevens:

File under: Rewrites I think went especially well.

attn: kevinellis and keltook

rstevens:

File under: Rewrites I think went especially well.

attn: kevinellis and keltook