Zole: The Blog
So, here’s this thing #mirror #allkindsofcrazycrap #gluedtoamirrorleaningagainstautilitypole

So, here’s this thing #mirror #allkindsofcrazycrap #gluedtoamirrorleaningagainstautilitypole

Do you think Kitana from Mortal Kombat gets her name spelled “Katana” on her cup at Starbucks

‘Dance of the Holyman’ by Super Castlevania IV OST is my new jam.
Yet more #construction, this time probably #douchey #expensive #condos! (at Ballard, Seattle)

Yet more #construction, this time probably #douchey #expensive #condos! (at Ballard, Seattle)

Construction is cool #construction  #fencedinarea (at First Hill, Seattle)

Construction is cool #construction #fencedinarea (at First Hill, Seattle)

Replacing my PS3 hard drive. I’m still kind of surprised this is possible.

Replacing my PS3 hard drive. I’m still kind of surprised this is possible.

‘The Museum of Broken Relationships’ by Veruca SaltHa-la-la-la
cinephilearchive:


John Waters and David Lynch meet outside of Bob’s Big Boy restaurant in Los Angeles, 1979.
“Lynch had been with John Waters earlier on the day of the interview and almost got him to join us. David later provided me with a copy of his short film ‘The Amputee,’ also shot by Elmes, which we screened following the interview on one TV set outside on the UCLA campus — a world premier. The interview ends on one of the great lines from David Lynch, who said he wasn’t interested in Hollywood stars at the time: ‘If you’re going into the netherworld, you don’t want to go in with Chuck Heston.’” —Tom Christie


The title of this photo is “Game Recognize Game”.

cinephilearchive:

John Waters and David Lynch meet outside of Bob’s Big Boy restaurant in Los Angeles, 1979.

“Lynch had been with John Waters earlier on the day of the interview and almost got him to join us. David later provided me with a copy of his short film ‘The Amputee,’ also shot by Elmes, which we screened following the interview on one TV set outside on the UCLA campus — a world premier. The interview ends on one of the great lines from David Lynch, who said he wasn’t interested in Hollywood stars at the time: ‘If you’re going into the netherworld, you don’t want to go in with Chuck Heston.’” —Tom Christie

The title of this photo is “Game Recognize Game”.

Excerpt: “MST3K: The Role-Playing Game” player’s guide

Chaper 2: Character creation

Your movie’s focus is: (pick one)

  • A giant monster
  • A group of no-good teens up to no good
  • Dimwits being screwed with by the supernatural
  • Aliens coming to Earth
  • A secret agent
  • Nudity-free pornography
  • A mighty warrior from the olden days
  • Radar
  • A mad scientist with a crazy invention
  • A disembodied head
  • A mad scientist doing something crazy with disembodied heads or brains
  • Santa Claus
  • A spaceship that travels to a strange planet inhabited by, essentially, humans
  • Joe Don Baker

Your movie is bad beacuse: (roll a d8)

  • ambition exceeded talent
  • no ambition
  • no talent
  • long stretches where nothing happens
  • short-lived TV series awkwardly edited into a made-for-TV movie
  • assembled entirely from unconnected shots of people walking around
  • just didn’t care
  • Joe Don Baker

Weirdly, it features: (roll a d10)

  • Hugh Beaumont
  • Ron Howard
  • Peter Graves
  • James Earl Jones
  • Martin Sheen’s brother
  • Ricardo Montalbán
  • Lee Van Cleef
  • Alan Hale Jr.
  • Tia Carrere
  • Joe Don Baker

What’s my number, though